It appears I have gotten a little ahead of myself: it has been brought to my attention that before the voting on the description can take place we need some more members.
Therefore we have decided to accept applications for membership starting immediately. And although we are a new club we are also very particular about who can and who cannot join, since it would be unseemly to have the place overrun with riffraff from the get-go, so let's all be sports about it and not make a fuss if you don't get in. To apply please leave a comment that expresses your love and devotion for Mr. Evelyn Waugh, list any awards you have received (please do not invent awards to impress the EVOs (Evelyn Waugh Officers)), and any other information you think might be relevant to your participation here; please note that I can’t promise to read more than a couple sentences if the thing even hints at turning into a personal production of drivel.
For the sake of transparency and respectability I will keep an up-to-date list of who is in and who is out, which you can find on the right hand side of this very website. If you have submitted an application but do not see your name on either list then you are still under consideration. However, if you find it necessary to send an email in the meantime insinuating that perhaps your application has been lost, then you will be moved immediately to the “out” list.